Thursday, May 28, 2009
You know how people have garden gnomes? Well I think the Zavalas have a Sock Gnome. In fact, I'm completely convinced that there must be a little man who sneaks into our dryer when I'm not looking and steals all of our socks.
I'm not entirely sure what a small gnome would want with 4 different sizes of socks, but that's besides the point. Either way, they are still gone.
While doing a quick search just on gnomes - I have no idea why - I see that gnomes are more benevolent than say, goblins. So I am adjusting my previous hypothesis (see, I am using my 6th grade science skills!) and now am sure it must be a Sock Goblin!! For surely, the stealing of socks cannot be a benevolent act.
Is it Friday yet? I think I need a drink. ;)