Today has reminded me that I am indeed still pregnant. Lest I forget. Because...ya know...it's so easy to forget. I actually ventured out of the house today and went to Baby Earth, JC Penny's, Walmart, TGI Fridays, and Primo's all before noon. And at just about every place I heard..."Wow, when are you due? It must be soon!"
Ya think? Why I had totally forgotten, but that's right! My due date is July 3rd.
YES IT'S SOON PEOPLE! YES I'M MISERABLE! YES I'M ENORMOUS, I'M VERY AWARE OF THAT FACT! AND YES, IT IS HOT OUT THERE!
Hence, all the walking around people. Let's get this baby show on the road. But alas, nothing. Time to pull out all the stops, I may just have...to...have...SEX! I hear that works well. And there's nothing like having sex at 9 and 3/4 months pregnant! I'm not a small girl to begin with, now add a beach ball to the equation and you have the next episode of SNL (Saturday Night Live, for those living under a rock). Last week we attempted this circus act and it was hilarious...and a bit dangerous. I won't go into details.
But dang Corbin!! Talk about taking your sweet time, don't you know Momma don't want no 10 pounders??!!! So please, for the love of my hoo-haa come out!